The Schnoz of the Rings A Parody of J. R. R. Tolkein's Lord of the Rings |
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| Author:
| Ostrhout, John J. |
| ISBN: | 978-0-9962175-1-4 |
| Publication Date: | Jun 2015 |
| Publisher: | Clovendell Press
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| Book Format: | Ebook |
| List Price: | USD $2.99 |
Book Description:
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The Schnoz of the RingsFroyo Bagpants is a halfbit with a problem. He just found out that the magic ring left to him by his uncle Bobo is actually the Schnozring, the ring that could bring Central Oith under the domination of the Great Schnoz. Now Froyo must leave his happy home in the Mire and destroy the Schnozring by pitching it into the fire pit of Mount Drool. Opposing him are the ghost-like Schnozgoons, the warrior Haragrim, the cutlass-wielding Corsairs of Ember, the Yuck Corps...
More DescriptionThe Schnoz of the RingsFroyo Bagpants is a halfbit with a problem. He just found out that the magic ring left to him by his uncle Bobo is actually the Schnozring, the ring that could bring Central Oith under the domination of the Great Schnoz. Now Froyo must leave his happy home in the Mire and destroy the Schnozring by pitching it into the fire pit of Mount Drool. Opposing him are the ghost-like Schnozgoons, the warrior Haragrim, the cutlass-wielding Corsairs of Ember, the Yuck Corps of the wizard Sorryman the Spumoni, and the yuck armies of the Great Schnoz. But Froyo has allies, too: the far-seeing elf Lededgas, the stalwart dwarf Gimmie, the gray wizard Grandkopf, and the men, Beeromir of Gonner and Arrowshaft son of Arrowhead. Froyo and his allies are the Six Pack of Central Oith and they are going to destroy the Schnozring...or die trying.