The Shittiest Bitch

This invaluable tool will aid you in dealing with shitty bitches, even if you are one! There are instructional sheets for bitches. For example,How to Sing a Song as a BitchOpen your jaws as wide as you possibly can. Oxygen exposure will amplify your skills, assuming you have any.Extend your gullet in such a manner that maximum output is achievable. Inhale as much air as you can.Higher notes are more favorable. Begin with a high pitch noise from your voice box. You can then fluctuate...
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This invaluable tool will aid you in dealing with shitty bitches, even if you are one! There are instructional sheets for bitches. For example,How to Sing a Song as a BitchOpen your jaws as wide as you possibly can. Oxygen exposure will amplify your skills, assuming you have any.Extend your gullet in such a manner that maximum output is achievable. Inhale as much air as you can.Higher notes are more favorable. Begin with a high pitch noise from your voice box. You can then fluctuate your esophagus to create a variation of noises.Attempt to sing a known or created song.Ensure an audience full of baseball bats is close by. They will judge your singing.If you fail, you will be physically and immediately notified, until you sing correctly.Repeat process until desired results are obtained.Take a look at the exclusive Bitch Zodiac-Shit ZooMarch 21-April 19This breed enjoys hiding behind its mistakes. Much how it enjoys hiding its face and crisscross eyes behind its own hair. Due to its size, it has no power in this world. They often find themselves just energetic enough to bother the shit out of others while simultaneously accomplishing nothing.The short curl in the tail inadvertently points to bullshit. Usually, that is it's own head. This special ability changes whenever other bitches enter its proximity. The tail then wags and points to other bitches subconsciously.Hobbies include mud bathing and rock collecting. They just can't get enough of the earth. This causes them to tend to be rather filthy at all times. Others will become accustomed to their dirty nature.Career choices can sadly not include excavation, because they are simply not intelligent enough to recognize fossils or pottery in excavation sites. Such items are translated as snack items and therefore destroyed. Their only chance of success in life is to win at food eating competitions. They have to survive on rewards at these events and their life depends on it.