Times New Romeo

Alexander Quinn has been in a rut for far too long. He hasn't had a girlfriend in years, he suffers from debilitating Acid Reflux, his first book was a total flop, and to make matters hopeless'he's a pervert harboring a secret fetish. Spurred on by accidentally dropping his toothbrush in the toilet, routine-loving Alexander begins one semester by veering wildly off course from his usual ritual, beginning a chain reaction of events of absurd proportions. The first absurdity? Handsome...
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Alexander Quinn has been in a rut for far too long. He hasn't had a girlfriend in years, he suffers from debilitating Acid Reflux, his first book was a total flop, and to make matters hopeless'he's a pervert harboring a secret fetish. Spurred on by accidentally dropping his toothbrush in the toilet, routine-loving Alexander begins one semester by veering wildly off course from his usual ritual, beginning a chain reaction of events of absurd proportions. The first absurdity? Handsome poet and ladies' man Jonathan Lynn Miller seems bizarrely insistent on becoming Alex's friend. The second? Graduate student Selena Sonner, both beautiful and talented, is Alex's biggest fan. Ignited to change with the encouragement of Jonathan Lynn, Alex begins the harrowing journey to not only improve himself, but also win the affections of Selena, navigating the murky waters of the heart for the first time in his lonely life.