Toddlers Are A**holes It's Not Your Fault |
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| Author:
| Laditan, Bunmi |
| ISBN: | 978-0-7611-8564-2 |
| Publication Date: | Apr 2015 |
| Publisher: | Workman Publishing Company, Incorporated
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| Book Format: | Paperback |
| List Price: | USD $10.99 |
Book Description:
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At last, the book that answers the question on every parent's mind: Why does my toddler hate me? Okay, it's not really hate. It's just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of...
More Description At last, the book that answers the question on every parent's mind: Why does my toddler hate me?
Okay, it's not really hate. It's just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler's toast. (Or not cutting it off--seriously, you can't win.)
Includes: - The theory of toddler evolution
- Mealtime (AKA Hell)
- Your unraveling life
- And how not to die inside