Totally Terrific Jokes |
|
| Author:
| Rissinger, Matt
Yates, Philip |
| Illustrator:
| Sinclair, Jeff |
| ISBN: | 978-0-8069-4971-0 |
| Publication Date: | Dec 2000 |
| Publisher: | Sterling Publishing Co., Inc.
|
| Book Format: | Hardback |
| List Price: | USD $14.95 |
Book Description:
|
Why did the dog get a ticket?
For double-barking. What's big, hairy, and has a pen between his toes?
Bic-foot. How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but she changes it into a toad! Get ready for a laugh-fest, because here's a comedy club's worth of pet jokes, riddles, knock-knocks, and wacky authors of even wackier bestsellers-not to mention the world's most unusual inventions! For instance: How many dweebs does it take to make a...
More DescriptionWhy did the dog get a ticket? For double-barking. What's big, hairy, and has a pen between his toes? Bic-foot. How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but she changes it into a toad! Get ready for a laugh-fest, because here's a comedy club's worth of pet jokes, riddles, knock-knocks, and wacky authors of even wackier bestsellers-not to mention the world's most unusual inventions! For instance: How many dweebs does it take to make a batch of chocolate chip cookies? 100--one to stir and 99 to peel the M&Ms! Or:
Floyd: Doctor, doctor, everyone thinks I'm a liar.
Doctor: I find that hard to believe.
It's side-splitting, hours-long fun for you and your friends.