Wasted Tales and Musings from a Nobody with a Weird Name |
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| Author:
| Horn, S. Price |
| ISBN: | 979-8-7149-7107-5 |
| Publication Date: | Mar 2021 |
| Publisher: | Independently Published
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| Book Format: | Paperback |
| List Price: | USD $9.99 |
Book Description:
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"Getting to know me is like folding a fitted sheet: yes, it can be done if you care to take the time, but for most people it's not worth the hassle." - S. Price Horn
Once in a lifetime, a singular voice emerges... one uniquely gifted to speak the words that can move the heart of a generation.
A voice for truth.
A voice for understanding.
A voice for change.
Just so we're clear, S. Price Horn is not that voice. He's too busy droning on about...
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"Getting to know me is like folding a fitted sheet: yes, it can be done if you care to take the time, but for most people it's not worth the hassle." - S. Price Horn
Once in a lifetime, a singular voice emerges... one uniquely gifted to speak the words that can move the heart of a generation.
A voice for truth.
A voice for understanding.
A voice for change.
Just so we're clear, S. Price Horn is not that voice. He's too busy droning on about repeatedly beclowning himself in front of God and everybody, sustaining embarrassing injuries, and padding out lists by including self-referential joke items.
Less "inspiration/motivation" and more "frustration/humiliation," Wasted: Tales and Musings from a Nobody with a Weird Name is a self-deprecating--and frankly, worrying--glimpse into the psyche of a balding weirdo you've never heard of, a jittery worrywart who is not very good at things like experiencing joy or writing short, coherent sentences.
Anyway, this is a book and you should read it or whatever. I mean, you've probably read worse, right? Maybe it'll be good for a laugh, who knows. And if you read it, you'll be doing something 99.999999999999 percent of humanity will never, ever do: read something this guy wrote. You'll be special!
So take a chance, won't you? WON'T YOU?! Come on, he's begging you. Please? He... he just really needs this.