Zombies Shouldn't Exercise after Midnight

Zombies discover tips for staying active in this hilarious picture book!Never run away from a zombie... Why? Because they could use the exercise too! Instead, teach them some healthy activities to stay lean and not-so mean. For instance, zombies should stretch before exercising, so they don't tear anything (like their rotted skin). Or a dance party can really get the blood pumping (even when it's ice-cold blood). With gross-out illustrations and funny rhymes, pre-readers and early...
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Zombies discover tips for staying active in this hilarious picture book!Never run away from a zombie... Why? Because they could use the exercise too! Instead, teach them some healthy activities to stay lean and not-so mean. For instance, zombies should stretch before exercising, so they don't tear anything (like their rotted skin). Or a dance party can really get the blood pumping (even when it's ice-cold blood). With gross-out illustrations and funny rhymes, pre-readers and early readers alike are sure to be scared silly--and pick up some healthy exercise/fitness habits along the way. Written by Benjamin Harper (Bug Girl, Hansel & Gretel & Zombies), this picture book is a must-have gift for baby showers, childhood milestones, or anytime.Other Books in the Care and Keeping of Zombies series:Zombies Shouldn't Brush Their Teeth with RocksZombies Shouldn't Eat Brains for BreakfastZombies Shouldn't Sleep in the Dirt