Who Wiggles the Meat Fork? Tijuana Bible Tracts from the Church of BEEFUS |
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| Author:
| Beefus, |
| ISBN: | 978-1-4929-2163-9 |
| Publication Date: | Oct 2013 |
| Publisher: | CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
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| Book Format: | Paperback |
| List Price: | USD $5.00 |
Book Description:
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These "Tijuana Bible Tracts" were created to spread the 32-dimensional love of the Eternal NeverSquid, the dark nether god of succulent hate and woe, GLURK. It's a liquid message, squishy. Scrape the mold off it before you serve it to guests. Spread the butter, drain your brain, remove your drool-plug and find out who wiggles YOUR meat fork.
These "Tijuana Bible Tracts" were created to spread the 32-dimensional love of the Eternal NeverSquid, the dark nether god of succulent hate and woe, GLURK. It's a liquid message, squishy. Scrape the mold off it before you serve it to guests. Spread the butter, drain your brain, remove your drool-plug and find out who wiggles YOUR meat fork.